Days of Whine and Neurosis

Friday, January 28, 2005

Class Visit and Rooms of Serpents

I went to UC Irvine this week to sit-in on an Organizational Behavior class and have lunch with a current First Year. Lunch was nice and fairly standard – we talked about the school’s personal touch, the strengths of the program, etc. Nothing out of the ordinary.

I was impressed by the level of the student body in the OB class I sat in on. There were some great questions asked and some smart cookies in the seats. I attended the class with another FY student (not the FY I went to lunch with), and he came from a real estate fund before starting Bschool, which is exactly where I want to end up. It was nice to meet with someone that had been where I want to be – it’s rare to meet Bschool students angling for real estate as it’s something of a niche in MBA-land. All in all, the visit bumped up UCI in my book.

In the meantime I’ve been trying to lay the foundation for a real estate capital investment firm internship while in Bschool. A little early, I know, but it’s maddening to sit and think about the Bschool experience without being able to DO anything about it. Even though the application process was grueling, there was at least a feeling that every day was getting me closer to a better future through blood, sweat, and tears. The moment I submitted that last app, I was forced into a period of unwanted Zen. I think 95% of MBA applicants are “doers” who need to have direct control of their own destiny. I know I am. There was something about studying for the GMAT, ordering transcripts, lining up recommendations, writing essays, and filling out applications that was reassuring. The little baby steps leading up to the ultimate goal were a drag and fulfilling at the same time. Now, there’s little to do but continue life as usual and wait. And, oh yeah, read blogs and the BW forum religiously.

So, I contacted a friend who used to work for a real estate capital investment firm in Boston to inquire about a possible internship if I wind up back east. And, I’ve done the same thing with a friend at a west coast capital partners firm. It’s all preliminary at this point, but I’d love to have something set before I even start. Furthermore, it can help my interview process. There have been a few instances when, during interviews, my interviewer will look at me like a dog who’s been shown a card trick when I speak of my future career plans. (Thanks to Bill Hicks for that line – the greatest comedian of all time. If you don’t know, you better ask somebody. Buy this CD to laugh. It would be great to have some summer-internship-ammo to diffuse any future interviewer doubts.

USC is due to start notifying R1 applicants on Feb. 1, and I sure hope they give me a “yes.” I had a great interview there and really liked the school. I’m hoping to have a terribly difficult decision choosing between five great programs. After all, none of us worked on our applications for our health, right!

In the meantime I have a gig at the Viper Room on Sunset Strip in Hollywood on Sunday night. Playing the Viper Room is always cool because it’s such a scene. It’s not a very big room, even though its reputation would suggest otherwise, but it’s soaked in the Sunset Strip attitude. Every time I play there I’m amazed at how many people cruise by just to take a photo of the marquee and try to figure out where on the sidewalk River Phoenix succumbed to a speedball. All in all, I could do without the Strip in its entirety. It’s a bridge-and-tunnel crowd destination and little else, but these last few months of gigging will be fun since I’ll be winding it down come August.

E-A-G-L-E-S!

Monday, January 24, 2005

Bill Gates: Sexy Beast!

Rumor has it that these are either from a Tiger Beat photo shoot or a Microsoft publicity photo shoot in 1983.





Note to future CEOs: NEVER, EVER let yourself fall prey to this sort of public humiliation, no matter how good the photographer says you look.

New Sidebars, the NFL, The Village

Well, I decided that my blog needed a little personalizing. So, I added new sidebar additions after looking at all the cool Bschool blogs out there. If the ads on the right-side really bug anyone, please let me know in the comments. I figured I’d try them out: after all, the 11 cents they generate between now and September might come in handy when I’m on a student’s budget.

I was rooting for the Dirty Birds this weekend, but the A-T-L just couldn’t hang with the Eagles. They were bullied by a bigger, badder team. And the Patriots are just great. Tom Brady is the second coming of Joe Montana, and that’s coming from someone who grew up idolizing Joe Cool. I think it will be a great Super Bowl. Philly’s DBs can hang with NE’s WRs, and Tom Terrific isn’t going to be able to pick apart the secondary the way he did on Sunday. I’m a NFC fan, so I’m pulling for the Eagles. Philadelphia deserves this one.

I saw The Village this weekend on DVD after waiting months for it to come out. I missed it in the theaters, but I love Shyamalan, so I figured it would be great. Boy, was I wrong. What a dog. A blind girl walks through a forest by herself? Give me a break. I think M. Night is a little too in love with himself.

Saturday, January 22, 2005

Effect/Affect

I was thinking about the MBA process the other day, and what it's like before/after graduate school. I think it comes down to the difference between "effect" and "affect." Two words with which an essay auteur is intimately familiar.

From Merriam-Webster:

Effect
Function: transitive verb
1 : to cause to come into being
2 a : to bring about often by surmounting obstacles : ACCOMPLISH b : to put into operation

Affect
1 : to produce an effect upon: as a : to produce a material influence upon or alteration in b : to act upon (as a person or a person's mind or feelings) so as to effect a response

Before earning an MBA most of us will have effected change. We've spent our post-undergrad years "doing" -- we're the men and women on the ground, analyzing, writing, getting our hands dirty, so to speak. Most of us have managed at some level before, but truth be told, we haven't invented policy and direction.

After earning an MBA we will affect change. We'll delegate, for lack of a better word. We'll manage strategy and purpose, and affect the effect. At least, that's the theory. There will likely be some struggle ahead of all of us after graduation, but eventually, we'll get there.

I, for one, have never been so excited about anything in my life. I feel like this is my shot, and I'm going to make something happen.

Sunday, January 16, 2005

TV Shows

There are only a few TV shows that I can sit through on a regular basis, other than Sportscenter or NBA/NFL/MLB games. Those typically include CSI and Law & Order, but they're basically mindless entertainment.

However, there are two shows that transcend the general crapiness of all things TV. The first being BBC's "The Office," which is the funniest, smartest, and most awkward show I've ever watched. It's flat out brilliant. I figured that American TV would never be able to drop something as witty as The Office.

Recently, I started watching "Arrested Development" on Fox. This show is hilarious! If you haven't seen it, check it out. The cast and writing are so funny. My faith in network TV is restored!

Friday, January 14, 2005

USC Interview

I interviewed this morning at USC, and it was a great experience. My interviewer was extremely nice and made a concerted effort to make the conversation comfortable. We talked for about 45 minutes and she was genuinely engaged in our conversation and interested in my life and goals.

I came away with a great impression of USC/Marshall. I spent about 30 minutes cruising around the campus after my interview. It's a really nice campus, and it helped that it was a beautiful day in LA. It was one of those 10 or so days a year when I can get on the 10 freeway headed east from Santa Monica and see the snow-covered mountains east of LA in detail.

Then I got home and saw that Matt Leinart was staying at USC for his senior season. Irony? I don't know. I sure as heck wouldn't pass up a $20 million signing bonus if I were Leinart, but hey, it's his decision. As a 49er fan it's kind of bittersweet. We have the #1 pick this year and we need a QB...in fact, we need an entire team. Come to think of it though, the cheap dog who owns the niners will probably trade the pick for a handful of 2nd and 3rd rounders anyway.

Wednesday, January 12, 2005

Invited to Interview With USC :>) RJeff Goes Down :>(

Yes! I've been thinking about this for a month. I attended an information session back in November with Marshall's Admin Director, and I remember him saying that interviewable R1 candidates would be contacted by the 2nd week of December. Well, that week came and went, as did the next, and the next, and the next...

I was thinking that they wouldn't be in touch, but I got a nice surprise in my email inbox this morning. Now I have to show them that I'm not a complete social retard. I will do my best not to drool or scratch myself. USC would be great for me, and I hope the feeling is mutual.

Richard Jefferson, the super-star-in-the-making Small Forward on the New Jersey Nets, went out for the season yesterday with a wrist injury. RJeff had been killing it this year as a member of The Funkonauts -- my fantasy hoops team. Dang! I was rolling. I'm in first place by 8.5 games and playing my arch-nemesis this week. I was hoping to drop a Funky beat-down on that a** this week, but RJeff's loss will make that impossible. Toughest to replace are his 3s. Not that he drained a ton of them, but he did so as a nice bonus to his pts/bds/%s. Most 3-point guys are total idiot-savants. You get 3s and absolutely nothing else.

Well, all is not lost. Andrei Kirlilenko comes off the IL for me next week (making him the funkiest Russian alive), and Stephen "Sucka Punch" Jackson will rejoin my squad by the end of the month. It's time for my role players to step-up. Morris Peterson just dropped 37 points and 7 treys for me tonight. That's what I'm talking about!

Friday, January 07, 2005

Now I Know This Posting Thing Works...

I'm still waiting to hear from USC/Marshall regarding an interview invite. I think I'm a good candidate for an interview, but we'll see what they think.

Come on SC, holla at your boy!

The First Post

Here's my first-ever post, people. Just what the world needs...another self-indulgent blog! Celebrate, go crazy!

I am a candidate for 5 MBA programs: Harvard, UCLA Anderson, UC Berkeley Haas, USC Marshall, and UC Irvine GSM.

So far I've been admitted to Irvine and awarded a fellowship. Nice of them, that was.